The colonoscopy/endoscopy was a nightmare.

They gave me propafol and it made me siiiiick

I DO NOT have Crohns disease.

I do however have a hietal hermia.. annnd

My stoma is wide open. This is a crucial part of my gastric bypass surgery - it is supposed to be small to keep me full.
He said my pouch was very small, maybe 2 oz's. 

That explains why I gained weight. 

Beautiful. Except not.